Interview with Micky from Suffer.

Micky does the vox for Perth noisegrindidontknowtheseemofuckinggaygenres band SUFFER. THEY ARE A GOOD BAND. Anyway I got hell baked mannn and interviewed him. That's them up on the banner, playing at now defunct Hyde Park Hotel.

I NEVER PAID FOR GIGS THERE I WAS A SCENE HATER
JUST CREEPED IN LIKE A CREEPY FUCKING PIECE OF TOY SHIT.

THEY NEVER MADE YOU PAY FOR OPEN MIC NIGHT, OH THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE HIPHOP BECAME OPEN MIC NIGHT WHICH BECAME A HIP HOP NIGHT AND GRAFFITI WRITERS GOT THE GAME SHUT DOWN. FUCK THEM ALL, BOMB THE VENUE.
I digress.

HEY, I THINK YOUR FROM THAT BAND SUFFER?
Yes, that is correct.

SO YOU ARE COOL, THAT'S REALLY COOL, ANYWAY WHY DO YOU SCREAM SO MUCH?
It's funny you ask such a question, because I've always thought of myself as a giant (humongous even) loser (note: not cool), so it makes me sad and depressed and I hate the world and all that cliche stuff that someone who screams a lot should say. I'm not an insider or an outsider and since I hate myself, I hate everything else even more, so why not have a whinge about it eh? Mad emo bro.

HAHA, THAT WAS ONE SMALL INCIDENT WITH THE REMOTE CONTROL YOU LARRIKIN, ANYWAY WHAT MOTIVATES YOU TO MAKE THAT SORT OF NOISE, AND IF YOU DO CHOOSE TO MAKE THOSE NOISES HOW DO YOU MAKE THEM?
Read above, bro. Just being a hate monger. I like to write heavy hard hitting riffs and then fast maniac shit. It's like being devo at one point and then having a short, sharp burst of energy. It's only short though, don't stress.

IVE NEVER WRITTEN A MUSIC INTERVIEW BEFORE. WHATS ONE REALLY FUCKED UP THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU WONT REGRET BECAUSE IT HAS LEAD YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE NOW?
Taggin' bro. The taggin' gang world introduced me to a lot of different kind of people and has definitely changed the way I look at the world (coz I'm now a hatefilled, judgemental, cunt). It might suck being such a cry baby all the time, but you know, I'd rather know what I know and think how I think than be some MATRIXED OUT MOTHERFUCKER, WHO ONLY THINKS WHAT I'M TOLD TO. This band is my current void filler. If I break up with my girlfriend or quit this band for a while, I'll more than likely start bombing harder again. It happened last time.

NOW I HAVE YOU STUMPED FOR A SECOND I CAN THINK OF MORE THINGS TO SAY.
Wicked. I think I fed you what you wanted to swallow, cun.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN VEGANISM BEING A CULT? Not really. I know people who claim to be vegan, but I haven't really been exposed to their vegan lifestyle. The only thing which leads me to believe that they may be vegan, is because they said so on the internet. Windows, Microsoft, Mac, Linux - that's the real cult. Internet. The Blue Oyster Kvlt. Kvlt means black. Now think about that. Black Helicopters. Fuck diets.
DO YOU THINK VEGETARIANS ARE LIKE BI SEXUAL SCIENTOLGISTS? THEY CAN GET CLOSE TO BOTH TEAMS, BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY, THEY RECRUIT PEOPLE ON THE SLY AND TAKE THEIR MONEY.
I don't think they are a 'group' that takes money. Any intelligent vegetarian would just choose the diet (fuck diets bro) and not put pointless time and effort into donating to dietary charities. They would fund Woolworths (toys) and buy celery sticks exclusively. They might also buy salmon and chicken too, because if you eat white meat, then that's okay bro. Furthermore, as we all know, vegetarians are fake toy pussies. Vegan's actually don't rate vegetarians; I've heard this on the internet. There is a cool poster VEG(ETARI)AN: CUT OUT THE CRAP. So good. Cheese rules. Eggs suck. Thanks cun.

WORD ASSOCIATION.
MURDER
Toffee
FAME
Toy
POWER
Violence
MONEY
Ka$$$h Money Crew
PYRAMIDS
Schemes
DEAD SEA SCROLLS
Atlantis

I AGREE ABOUT THE GRAFFITI PART. WOULD YOU SAY THE REASONS MUSICIANS DO THE RIVER PHEONIX IS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT WRITE GRAFFITI? THEY JUST END UP SNORTING THE WAY TO THE PRESCRIPTION PAD IN BETWEEN BANDS?
Nah man, toys just can't handle their addictions. Drugs shouldn't be used as a means to fill a void. THE DRUGS CONTROL YOU IN THE END IF YOU ARE TOY. Mo money. You know what's up.

I LIKE GETTING BAKED. THOUGHTS?
Wicked. Getting baked can be awesome, unless you turn into a Saturn Fly Catcher like Bruce UTBP. That cunt needs to settle down. I enjoy lengthy conversations and discussions about philosophy when I'm ripped as fuck.

FAVOURITE BANDS APART FROM ABCD? Paranoid Riptoid, Sock Maggot, Eyesore, Helta Skelta, Grief, Dystopia, Happy Families, Corrupted, Crossed Out, Konfu$ed Crew, Metlica.

THE GAME NEVER CHANGES, ONLY THE PLAYERS. WHO'S RUNNING THE SHIT AT THE MOMENT? No individual is ever in control bro. You should know that. We're all just cogs in the world's machine and all that. This is also a fucking broad question with countless answers. I only count to 18 anyway, because thumbs aren't fingers, but toes are toes (weird hugh? What is a big toe referred to as?).

FAVOURITE COVER ART? Iron Monkey - Our Problem

FAVOURITE LINE FROM A RAP SONG. I KNOW YOU GOT ONE. 'I'm lookin' nothing like yo poppa, I wouldn't give a chick ten cent to put cheese on a whoppa. Y'all wanna know why I'm so fly? A Girl asks me fo a ring and I put one around her whole eye'. Cun.

ANY NEW PROJECTS ON THE AGENDA AND YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN WHEN I ASK THIS YEP ATTILA THE HUN WITH A GUN, KEEP YA DISTANCE.
I don't know what you mean, bro. Suffer are touring in April; Melbourne, Brisbane and Adelaide. We've got a new 12" record which will also be out in April also. We'll be on hiatus for around 3 or 4 months, so I'll probably be more active in my other band, Drowning Horse. That is another project I am 'working on'. I generally just play guitar, use a large array of amps and look sad. Wicked.

WOULD YOU JOIN THE IRA?
KORDS SPEED FREAKS ANONYMOUS.

DO YOU LIKE WONDERSHOWZEN OR SUPERJAIL! BETTER?
Spankwire

THANKS FOR YOUR DEVOLUTION.
UTBP .