DEAR UNIVERSITY OF MELBOURNE STUDENT

Totally unrelated piece of 80's throwback.
Now I continue.

Yes.
It's true.

I FUCKING HATE BEL MONEYPENNY, THE IDIOTIC EDITOR IN CHIEF AT VOICEHURTSFAGAZINE. IT'S OBVIOUS. I MENTION HER STUPID NAME ONCE IN THIS BLOG. YET YOU LOT, SEEM TO KEEP COMING TO THIS SITE. BRING BACK THE OLD EDITOR.

HOWEVER, IT'S NOT THIS THAT I MIND. BY ALL MEANS, INVADE MY BRAIN AND PLAGIARIZE MY SHIT, USE TRACING PAPER AND WHITE OUT ON YOUR BRAND NEW LCD PLASMA HEROIN MONITORS BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE.

INSTEAD OF GOOGLING "FUCK BEL MONEYPENNY",
JUST COME STRAIGHT HERE.

THE ADDRESS IS HTTP://WWW.TOETAGSANDBODYBAGS.BLOGSPOT.COM
THAT WILL LEAD YOU TO WHAT YOU ARE READING NOW.
FROM HERE YOU CAN NAVIGATE TO LAST NOVEMBER OR FEBRUARY OR WHENEVER THE FUCK IT WAS THAT I HATED SOMEONE SO MUCH I WROTE "FUCK BEL MONEYPENNY" AS A BLOG TITLE, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I THINK IT WAS THE SIX MINUTES AND 46 SECONDS AND FOUR PAGE VIEWS THAT PISSED ME OFF MORE.
AND NOW YOU STUDENTS ARE SEARCHING ADOLFO AS WELL.
(I THINK I SAID SOMETHING ABOUT HIM ONCE, AFTER THE SATANIC SPAWN OF SERIAL MASTUBATORS WAS WIPED OFF THE SHEET AND FED TO HIM BY THE EVIL MS. MONEYPENNY HERSELF. THAT OR SHE JUST REFERRED ME ON. FUCK I HATE THESE PEOPLE.

IM PRETTY SURE HER REAL NAME IS BEL SCHENK.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?
SO JUST SEARCH FOR BEL SCHENK NOW, AND END UP HERE, TO END UP READING ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU FUCKING PISS ME OFF BY DOING THAT.
ALSO DOWNLOAD MY FREE CONTENT TO THE RIGHT AND HAVE A NICE DAY.
WELCOME TO COSTCO.
I LOVE YOU.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES?